Why You Absolutely Can’t Trust Humans!
by Cat Crazy
<<She’ll approach me and coo. It all starts innocently enough: she pets my head and massages my ears. (Oooh, that does feel good.) She does this so I’ll let down my guard.>>
<<Then she’ll stroke my back and talk to me. Next she’ll lean in close and kiss my head and put her forehead against my own. That’s okay.>>
<<While I’m distracted with our heads together, she’ll go for my paws. I hide them. She KNOWS I don’t like it, but she does it anyway.>>
<<She’ll coo some more while her finger seeks my curled toes. She’s such a brat!>>
<<Sometimes she’ll even try to pick me up and hug me. She knows I really HATE that! Humans: can’t live with them, can’t live without them!>>
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