Living with Carnivores

A vegetarian human's adventure with cats

Category: Bed Making

Sheet Tester

The human tried to make the bed. The cat had to test out the sheets. <<Yes, they have about the right level of tension. No wrinkles here.>> Next, the blankets were up for inspection. <<All the layers are pulled up to the top of the bed, although they are folded very poorly.>> The human received so-so marks at bedmaking.  The cat will counsel her again tomorrow. <<Only through practice and coaching can you hope to improve!>>

 

(c) Copyright 2018, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

Advertisements

Bedmaking QC

The human changed the sheets.  This, of course, meant it was time to help the human make the bed — and ensure she did the job right!
First, Caesar got involved.  He held down the sheets so the human could get a tight pull to ensure there were no wrinkles. He’s really generous that way.  Next, Pepe got into the action.  He explored the various layers of blankets to make sure all layers were pulled up to the top of the bed. Wouldn’t want any wrinkles there either.  The quality control (QC) experts were hard at work. <<Such a lucky human!>> 

 

(c) Copyright 2018, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

The Blanket Curler

Fireball has an odd trick that he seems to be teaching to the other cats. Instead of laying on top of a kitty bed and enjoying the sometimes multiple layers of fleece blankets the human has draped over the structure, he digs until he gets a corner of the blanket (or blankets) lifted and then he slides under the fabric and mixes away.  Must remind him of his mother’s tummy.  Once he departs the kitty bed, the blankets remain all askew. He’s now got Mac doing the same thing, which means the human has to work at bringing order back to the kitty beds twice a day.  In this picture, he’s come back to a bed he’s previously rolled the blanket up on top of, but this time he’s actually sleeping on the side with the curling blanket. Cats!

 

(c) Copyright 2018, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

Why are You Bothering Me?

Needless to say, the human didn’t have a good answer…or at least one that was acceptable to Miss Mu.

 

(c) Copyright 2018, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

Rolling Out the Feathers

The silly human found a down comforter she’d put away and forgotten about. She pulled it out, fluffed it up, and added it to the bed.  Of course, Pepe had to come along and make sure that the feathers were properly aligned and not too fluffy. It’s a good thing someone’s watching out for the 2-legged. Clearly, she can’t figure out these things on her own.

(c) Copyright 2017, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

Between a Pillow and a Pillow

At the foot of the human’s bed, the kitties have a wide swath of fake-fur fabric that they adore.  There also are 2 small pillows strategically placed to cushion little kitty heads and faces as they sprawl across that fabric. They love those little pillows.  During bed-making duties, the human apparently did not properly distribute the pillows one day recently. When she came back upstairs, she found Corky literally wedged between the two pillows. (Perhaps having pillows on the front and back of Corky’s body felt comforting — like lying in one of the kitty beds.) It looked so cute that the human had to shoot a few photos. Miraculously, Corky sat still and posed for 3 shots.  Notice the nice new green collar?  He too is now wearing a sparkly adornment, which helps Fireball know when either he or his brother Corky are trying to sneak up on the Little Red Bee.

 

(c) Copyright 2017, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

How Not to Strip a Bed

It’s not just bed making that’s fun in this house, it’s also bed stripping. The human went to change sheets on two beds last week and had loads of help from the Pepster for both jobs. As the human tried to roll and pull the sheets together, he had to jump into the middle of them and spin around. Pretty soon he was wrapped up in the sheets. Then the real fun began. There were lots of cuffy paws that attacked human fingers and hands. See, there really were monsters under the bed. And now they’re on top of the bed and hiding in the bedding.Of course, in between attacks, that silly face reappeared and dared the human to do something about the menace. This position (above) is called “sassy face.” It’s usually accompanied by much chattering. Yes, Pepe does feel good about himself.  Cute behaviors like these are definitely not conducive to getting an early start on the work day.  Ah well, eventually the silly 2-legged did get both beds stripped and remade.  Getting to work early is so overrated anyway.

 

(c) Copyright 2017, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

How Not to Make a Bed

The human was trying to make the bed before all the mammals in the house headed downstairs for breakfast. One wily feline kept attacking the bedding every time the human would try to pull a wrinkle out or otherwise straighten the fabric. If he didn’t run, jump, and slide on top of the sheet, he grabbed and kicked it. And then feeling good about himself, he swam across the fabric. We didn’t fare much better with the duvet. A 5 minute job became a 20 minute job, made even longer because the silly human kept taking photos and then laughing…which just egged on the ham-ster.
But honestly, could you keep a straight face during such shenanigans? Eventually the bed monster tired of his actions….And the silly human was allowed to finish her morning chores.

 

(c) Copyright 2017, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

Merkitty has some Fun

We finally had a couple-day break in the heat. <<Yeah! Was I actually complaining about the cold and damp just a few weeks ago?>>Everyone finally got a good night’s sleep and Pepe and Corky were chasing each other through the house starting at 5 am the first cool morning. On Day 2, the Merkitty came over to do head rolls, somersaults, and attack a cute cat toy that looks like a beetle as the 2-legged tried to make the bed. Whether by design or accident, one of her claws kept getting caught in the toy as she was flinging it around and then rolling after it.She’s such a Merkitty!

 

(c) Copyright 2017, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos my own.

Fluffernutter

juno2The human has been overly busy with work, which is why there haven’t been posts in 10 days. It’s definitely not that the furry people aren’t having fun and being exceptionally silly. While you wait for the 2-legged to get her act together, here are 2 recent photos of little Juno (aka Juni-purr). She’s a cousin of sorts to the penta pack.juno1Remember when she was just a tiny kitten taking her first steps out of her carrier into her new home after being adopted from a rescue organization? She’s all grown up now and quite adorable. Of course, anyone who has adopted a “rescue” animal knows that the rescuing goes both ways. What would we do without these furry people in our lives?

 

(c) Copyright 2017, PeggyMalnati. All rights reserved. Photos courtesy of M. Ray.