Living with Carnivores

A vegetarian human's adventure with cats

Category: Sleep

Let Sleeping Cats Lie

After a week of horrid heat and humidity, we are once again back to unseasonably cool weather, and that means the meows have been feisty!  Caesar comes barreling up onto the bed at 5 am to greet and snuggle with the human. After proper obeisance has been paid, he either stomps across the human’s pillow and asks to be let under the covers on the human’s right side (never the left side, only the right side for Undercover Kitty) or he flops down heavily on the human’s left side and presses himself against her leg or hip (never on the right side for hip snuggling, only the left). It’s really sweet. He’ll stay for 20 minutes or so, but once Fireball shows up and demands attention from both the human and Caesar, the Big Guy is off again for parts unknown only to return around 6 am. At that point, he curls up in one of the kitty beds and becomes an insert lump of fur bereft of all dignity.  He’s so out of it that if the human starts petting and kissing him, he wiggles his paws a bit and whimpers pathetically like a human teen ordered out of bed before he/she has had enough sleep. <<Leave me alone or there will be hell to pay when I can finally move again.>> It’s like he’s in a coma and can’t be roused even by evil human fingers petting his paws or stroking his adorably soft tummy. If the 2-legged was genuinely kind and compassionate, she’d let the sleeping cat lie. But of course, having poor impulse control, those feet are just too tempting to let be. And then there are the annoying photos to take in low light (nearly guaranteeing there will be a bright flash of light to further disturb poor Caesar’s sleep.  See what he must endure in this house?

 

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Put Your Best Foot Forward

It’s Put Your Best Foot Forward Day.  Of course, with Caesar’s feet, it’s going to be tough figuring out which one to lead with as they’re both pretty special. Fortunately, he’s always up for some paw-dangling action.

 

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Merkitty has some Fun

We finally had a couple-day break in the heat. <<Yeah! Was I actually complaining about the cold and damp just a few weeks ago?>>Everyone finally got a good night’s sleep and Pepe and Corky were chasing each other through the house starting at 5 am the first cool morning. On Day 2, the Merkitty came over to do head rolls, somersaults, and attack a cute cat toy that looks like a beetle as the 2-legged tried to make the bed. Whether by design or accident, one of her claws kept getting caught in the toy as she was flinging it around and then rolling after it.She’s such a Merkitty!

 

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Do You think Yellow Makes me Look Too Round?

Or do you think it goes well with my silky fur coat?  It’s really soft.

 

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Yawn…

That feels better.  

 

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Photographed at Last!

Here’s Corky getting in on the paw-dangling action. It’s a rare photo of him where he didn’t immediately get up and move somewhere else when the camera started clicking. Of course, given the angle the human caught him at, it’s no wonder he avoids the camera at all opportunities. Fortunately for the 2-legged, he’s very forgiving…except at meal times when the human doles out food he doesn’t like.

 

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Kilroy was Here

This was how Caesar was laying this morning when the human got up.  He was in nearly the same pose in his picture on PetFinder 5-1/2 years ago. She fell for him immediately upon seeing that photo and began the process to meet and adopt him. Clearly, that pose still has an effect on the silly 2-legged, but who could resist a kitty like that? <<Certainly not I!>>

 

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A Mystery Partially Solved

Remember the human’s puzzlement when she found her self waking up the other day with a kitty paw in her hand? She couldn’t figure out how in the world she’d been allowed to even touch, let alone hold that sensitive foot. Well, the human woke up a day later and found yet another kitty glued to her hip.  This time it was Caesar and as she started petting him, he stretched his back legs out and one foot pushed into her hand…. <<Ooops! This won’t last long!>>…and it stayed there for a bit. Perhaps that’s how Pepe’s paw ended up in similar circumstances. 

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A New Kitty Condo Visitor

Until recently, the downstairs kitty condo hasn’t been getting a lot of love.  Then Pepe adopted the kitty caves, followed by Corky.  The other day, the human had picked up after breakfast and decided it was time to move the downstairs kitty condo over next to the window for the summer now that the houseplants were at last outside. That way, even on hot days when the thermal shades are down, the kitties can peek out the window and make sure no nefarious creatures are lounging on the deck.  The well-made scratching post must weigh 40 pounds/18 kilograms, so the easiest way to move it is to tilt it and start spinning it across the room on the bottom edge like you would move a barrel.  As the 2-legged grabbed the the condo and prepared to move it, suddenly a little face stuck out of one of the kitty caves. The silly human squeaked and ran off to find her camera. Meanwhile, the Merkitty enjoyed herself by smirking while pictures were taken. Needless to say the condo didn’t get moved that day, but a day later, it took up it’s summer position. We’ll see if it continues to be of interest to the cats now that it’s on the other side of the room.

 

 

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Verboten!

We’ve had a heat wave, after months and months of cool, wet weather. It’s so been so hot, it’s been hard to sleep at night.  The other morning, as the human vaguely began to regain consciousness she realized first that she had a kitty nestled against her hip (not unusual) and second that she was holding a kitty paw in her hand and was touching soft sweaty toe pads (VERY unusual).  She was so curious about this strange turn of events that she cracked open her eyes to see who was laying against her hip. It was Pepe.  How in the world did he come to let her hold a paw? Usually, all paw petting is verboten in this house except for Fireball. The only thing the human can figure is that he was so hot, tired, and miserable with the heat that he just gave up fighting when the human touched his foot. How long cat and human lay like that is anyone’s guess.

 

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