Living with Carnivores

A vegetarian human's adventure with cats

Category: Tormenting the Human

Afternoon Gifts

The human was on the phone talking with a client. All of a sudden, she heard a cat wail. <<‘Is that in your house or mine,’ the human asked?>> <<‘It’s not in mine,’ the other human said.>> <<‘Hang on a moment while I check that no one’s been murdered’ said the human of this house.>> She stuck her head out of her office and found Miss Macaroni. At the Girly Girl’s feet sat a toy mouse.  <<Oh, what a nice present.>> <<Oh, you’ve deigned to notice me human? See if I bring you entertainment tomorrow afternoon.>>  It’s a good thing that many of the human’s clients also work out of their homes and also are owned by furry people.

 

 

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Should We Take Her Back?

<<Might as well. Litter boxes need cleaning…>>

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Enough is Enough

 

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Good, Now that She’s Gone, We’re Going Shopping…

 

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P.S. Cats…

 

 

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The Human’s New Friend

 

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Be That Way!

 

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The Human’s New Home

 

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In My Own Defense…

<<It’s easy to complain about the lack of blogging when you don’t have to do any work to keep the house running or the bills paid.  Certain members of this household consider cuteness to be adequate enough currency for everything. In fact, they think it buys them the right to complain about the one member of the house that does all the work.  Harumph! >>

 

 

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Failure to Post

 

 

<<Need we say more?>>

 

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